A lil quiz about a lil me

I wanna play Liz's game! I have written 5 truths and 5 lies about myself. Whoever can get the right answers will win a visit from me!

1. I loved the movie Closer
2. I have a big birthmark on my butt
3. I wear my watch on my left wrist
4. After I moved to Chi town I started to drink coffee black
5. I never ever buy alcohol, in fact I don't even bring money to the bar. Ever.
6. I make Amy cook me dinner and she likes it.
7. I met an ajenda filled punk rocker boy who had the word VEGAN tattooed on his bottom lip.
8. I got a similar tattoo on my left boob.
9. I dressed up with Amy as a clown this year
10. One night Sarah pissed me off so I went in her room and farted on her pillow.

My room mate was feeling left out so here are 4 truths and 4 lies about her:
1. Amy has a mole that's like the dot of an "i" on the crack of her ass.
2. Amy grew up on an ostrich farm.
3. Amy had her leg lenghtened to fix her unsteady gait.
4. Amy's nickname in college was fatty anus
5. Amy got her punani pierced one drunken Chicagoland evening
6. Amy has over 60 purses, and over 100 pairs of flip-flops
7. Amy made tadpoles with her boyfriend named Toad (ribit).
8. Amy used to get pissed at her brother and rub his toothbrush in his messy facial hair shavings and the scum in the soap dish.


Answers to the aforeposted will be posted on my xanga site soon (username: Nicquoel)

Old Lady Speaks

I feel old for the following reasons...

1. My "little brother" is turning 21, and contemplating marriage
2. Two friends I hooked up in Junior High have been married for over 3 years, and are now having a baby.
3. I was a brides maid in a since 5th grade- good friend('s) wedding three weeks ago.
4. I'm moving out. Permenently. To Chicago. The furniture's even all goin with me.
5. Clothes that I wore as a kid are coming back in style now.
6. I found a gray hair in my best friend's head.
7. Today I found entertainment in the discussion of loans, finances, and hot-dish.
8 I sleep 12 hours per night
9. I often find myself shaking my fist and yelling "you crazy kids!!"
10. And I know I must be getting old cause this morning in the shower I started planning to get a push up bra for the day that my boobs decide to stop being perky and begin the old lady sway.

My life in a little box

I drew a little box, wrote in times... 8-9, 9-10, 10-11.. and so forth. Then I began the exciting task of researching professors, deliberating what time is most appropriate to sleep in till... then the moment came: REGISTRATION! My life is hence forth complete!

The move will come before I'm ready most likely. Reality's hand will reach through the vortex and give me a little shake pulling me away from staying out till two am with Jonah and sleeping until nune every day.

I had a little dream about Luther last night. About the people from Luther, like Steve, Cat, Drew, Wendy, Elise. And it made me realize:

Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it. Because that gives you freedom, freedom gives you opportunity and opportunity gives you life.

Thank you Risky Business.

That's all for now, peace. ~N

Kamakazi Poochie

It was the third of July, the family was out on each own's endevour. The house was quiet, the pets were at peace. Or so we thought. Little did we know, something was amuck. Upon returning to the house, we noticed a change, something was drastically different...wrong. The elder pup was missing, the window was open and the screen was busted out. She was gone! We hopped into the truck and screamed around each corner of the neighborhood. The explosions of festive fireworks echoed in the Iowan valleys but Brandi was nowhere to be seen. Puppynaped? Suicide mission? We knew not... Then, we received the phone call. It was the police. Brandi was under custody. Puppy jail we call it. My father retrieved the fellon immediately and brought her home. When she re-entered her house, she turned around three times and popped a squat in the middle of the living room. A slight smirk on her face. Victory was hers.

Taste for Wine, budget for Beer

The insatiable urge to explore the unending depth of my new place of employment has finally given way to spending more than my income will allow. It is now certain that Pier 1 will be my most certain demise. I have been employed there for less than a month and I have already planned the menuvers to execute an intricate decorathing scheme requiring almost immediate purchasing of the Pier 1 merchandise. I move to Chicago August 1st, and am incredibly excited to begin the next phase of my life, tho I have a taste for wine and a budget for beer, the Pier 1 discount shall truly make my dreams come true.